elephant

In response to: "Not long now to Christmas" 1060 days old
by  [Visitor]

Maybe it's for the best he doesnt find out his parents are? But if he insists, then I would point him in the direction of the fairground. more…

In response to: "Not long now to Christmas" 1061 days old
by Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro

Employ a monkey to keep the elephant entertained, in the meantime you should teach the octopus to juggle with pine cones. more…

In response to: "Christmas Octopus" 1061 days old
by Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro

I think your Octopus is a cross dresser more…

In response to: "Christmas Octopus" 1061 days old
by Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro

Get the Octopus a bottle of rum. more…

In response to: "The Elephant, Octopus, Horse and me." 1068 days old
by Waunfawr single chicks [Visitor]

Octopus may appreciate the game Pictionary. He can then play it with you, the horse and the beautiful elephant all at the same time. To help him play the game properly, Sion Corn could put Parker pen's in his stockings!!! more…

In response to: "Christmas Octopus" 1068 days old
by discodevilx [Member]

Enid is wearing her mini skirt, platform shoes and boob tube and is ready to meet with Octopus. If she likes him she will get another six legs sewn on to become part of the mollusca family. Unless your octopus is prepared to get six legs removed and become part of the fluffy objects family?

Enid would not like to play twister or bowl more…

In response to: "Christmas Octopus" 1068 days old
by mad-poet [Member]

hm dificult one i also like to dance the salors hornpipe so i feel a certain empathy with your octopus.i find the perfomance of the sailors hornpipe is enhanced by placing studs(blakeys) in the heel of one the obligitory welington boots.obviously youre octopus has eight boots so four blakeys should be surficient these can be obtained from obscurfoo more…

In response to: "The Elephant, Octopus, Horse and me." 1068 days old
by garmon [Member]

Octopus said he was cut up about being a once in a lifetime Christmas decoration and he says that there is more bits of fishing line at the bottom of the deep blue sea than bailer twine. Dried up seahorses make better decorations if sprayed gold! Octopus would like a pen to go with the ink, what sort of game would he like. more…

In response to: "The Elephant, Octopus, Horse and me." 1068 days old
by garmon [Member]

Dear layreader,
Octopus loves the idea of socks could you also send him a fountain pen? What about the Elephant, it's been a lovely dry day here so water levels have gone down a tad but still plenty of water running to me, the Horse and Octopus. The weather has been unseasonable Octopus is in the hands (tenticles) of you and me. more…

In response to: "Christmas Octopus" 1068 days old
by garmon [Member]

Dear discodevilx (The x looks like half an octopus after crossing a road!)
Octopus is very excited about Enid he has started to groom himself already for their first date. Octopus loves games they could go bowling, he loves playing Twister. more…

In response to: "Christmas Octopus" 1068 days old
by garmon [Member]

Dear mad poet,
The Octopus is definately male but between dates at the moment. He loves jewelery but it tends to slip off, he doesn't need a sat nav as one of his ancestors was a homing pigeon called Tim therefore he finds his way around quite adequately. He loves dancing especially the sailors hornpipe and Irish Jig music, his forte is playi more…

In response to: "Christmas Octopus" 1069 days old
by discodevilx [Member]

I don't have a female octopussy to lend you but I do have a green teddy bear called Enid. Enid is looking for a male friend and hasn't had much luck lately. Do yo think your octopus would like a date with Enid and where would they go? (Enid is quite prepared to avoid fish restaurants!) more…

In response to: "The Elephant, Octopus, Horse and me." 1069 days old
by Waunfawr single chicks [Visitor]

I believe that the octopus is asexual. So for the confused octopus buy it a new ink! more…

In response to: "Christmas Octopus" 1069 days old
by garmon [Member]

Dear discodevil
Octopus thanks you for the idea of socks eight diamond rings would be ultra cool. He is between mates at the moment so no Octopussy. more…

In response to: "The Elephant, Octopus, Horse and me." 1070 days old
by Waunfawr single chicks [Visitor]

I now know dad that despite the drugs, I am fairly normal!!!
Totally normal would be boring!
Why not get some baler twine and give the octopus a once in a lifetime chance to be a short lived Christmas tree decoration? What better gift than knowing that you made so many happy before shrivelling up? more…

In response to: "The Elephant, Octopus, Horse and me." 1070 days old
by layreader1810 [Member]

4 pair of gloves or should that be socks??? more…

In response to: "Christmas Octopus" 1070 days old
by discodevilx [Visitor]

I think your Octypus should get new socks for Christmas or a diamond ring. Does your Octypus have an Octypussy girlfriend? more…

In response to: "Christmas Octopus" 1070 days old
by mad-poet [Member]

how about 8 bracelets or maybe 4 pairs of water wings.
need more information on the octopus.is it male or female does it licke jewelery has it already got sat nav'can it dance so manny questions a bit more background please more…

In response to: "The Elephant, Octopus, Horse and me." 1070 days old
by garmon [Member]

Dear layreader,
Tried your idea but the gasps were a sure sign of a quick expiry date for the Octopus! What would you buy him/her for Christmas? more…

In response to: "Christmas Octopus" 1070 days old
by garmon [Member]

Hi Garmon calling,
The Octopus loves the idea of a new habitat, he wonders if the armchair would be called a tenticle chair! more…

In response to: "Christmas Octopus" 1070 days old
by garmon [Member]

Dear mad poet,
Do I write it with capitals or does't it matter? I don't think that your blogs are wierd, everyone else is out of step. So what would you get the Octopus for Christmas, it is getting near now? more…

In response to: "Christmas Octopus" 1070 days old
by  [Visitor]

Get it a new habitat. more…

In response to: "Christmas Octopus" 1070 days old
by mad-poet [Member]

I thought my blogs wer wierd more…

In response to: "The Elephant, Octopus, Horse and me." 1072 days old
by garmon [Member]

The Octopus, Horse and me have no problem with Adam's ale today, the bridge to the elephant is flooded. more…

In response to: "The Elephant, Octopus, Horse and me." 1072 days old
by layreader1810 [Member]

Very poignent (I think) have you tried putting an Octopus on dry land to test your theory :??: Sounds a nice place to live!
:wave: more…