No I didn' spell Christmas wrong on this occasion, so the message again is "What do you think I should get an Octopus for Christmas"?
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mad-poet
- 07 Dec. 2006 @ 08:57:05 am
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garmon
- 07 Dec. 2006 @ 08:43:55 pm
Dear mad poet,
Do I write it with capitals or does't it matter? I don't think that your blogs are wierd, everyone else is out of step. So what would you get the Octopus for Christmas, it is getting near now? -
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- 07 Dec. 2006 @ 09:19:12 am
Get it a new habitat.
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garmon
- 07 Dec. 2006 @ 08:46:56 pm
Hi Garmon calling,
The Octopus loves the idea of a new habitat, he wonders if the armchair would be called a tenticle chair! -
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mad-poet
- 07 Dec. 2006 @ 09:16:15 pm
how about 8 bracelets or maybe 4 pairs of water wings.
need more information on the octopus.is it male or female does it licke jewelery has it already got sat nav'can it dance so manny questions a bit more background please-
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garmon
- 09 Dec. 2006 @ 09:40:19 pm
Dear mad poet,
The Octopus is definately male but between dates at the moment. He loves jewelery but it tends to slip off, he doesn't need a sat nav as one of his ancestors was a homing pigeon called Tim therefore he finds his way around quite adequately. He loves dancing especially the sailors hornpipe and Irish Jig music, his forte is playing Twister with seahorses he wins tenticles down. He told me that he use to love liking the bowl out when his mum made fish cakes.-
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mad-poet
- 09 Dec. 2006 @ 10:17:14 pm
hm dificult one i also like to dance the salors hornpipe so i feel a certain empathy with your octopus.i find the perfomance of the sailors hornpipe is enhanced by placing studs(blakeys) in the heel of one the obligitory welington boots.obviously youre octopus has eight boots so four blakeys should be surficient these can be obtained from obscurfootwearaccesarys.dot.com.
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- 07 Dec. 2006 @ 09:22:24 pm
I think your Octypus should get new socks for Christmas or a diamond ring. Does your Octypus have an Octypussy girlfriend?
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garmon
- 08 Dec. 2006 @ 06:14:02 pm
Dear discodevil
Octopus thanks you for the idea of socks eight diamond rings would be ultra cool. He is between mates at the moment so no Octopussy.-
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discodevilx
- 09 Dec. 2006 @ 12:33:02 am
I don't have a female octopussy to lend you but I do have a green teddy bear called Enid. Enid is looking for a male friend and hasn't had much luck lately. Do yo think your octopus would like a date with Enid and where would they go? (Enid is quite prepared to avoid fish restaurants!)
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garmon
- 09 Dec. 2006 @ 09:45:07 pm
Dear discodevilx (The x looks like half an octopus after crossing a road!)
Octopus is very excited about Enid he has started to groom himself already for their first date. Octopus loves games they could go bowling, he loves playing Twister. -
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discodevilx
- 09 Dec. 2006 @ 11:18:16 pm
Enid is wearing her mini skirt, platform shoes and boob tube and is ready to meet with Octopus. If she likes him she will get another six legs sewn on to become part of the mollusca family. Unless your octopus is prepared to get six legs removed and become part of the fluffy objects family?
Enid would not like to play twister or bowls as she believes the octopus would have a very unfair advantage (for obvious reasons) but she is quite prepared to engage in such frivolities once she has six legs added. Enid would like to dine and debate Bond movies - she wonders if Octopus played in Octopussy?
Enid can't wait to get a cuddle from Octopus with all eight tenticles. However, she is not prepared to go any further on a first date. Enid hope that Octopus respects her wishes.
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Steven_Paul_Allen
Pro - 16 Dec. 2006 @ 11:41:21 am
Get the Octopus a bottle of rum.
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Steven_Paul_Allen
Pro
- 16 Dec. 2006 @ 11:41:50 am
I think your Octopus is a cross dresser
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